In those first two quarters, Kerr’s boys allowed the Thunder to shoot 56.5 percent, while they only converted at a rate of 27.5 percent.

“I am masturbating, so this better be important.”

It’s Dan Snyder, so “Can you please elaborate on what the fuck is going on here?” is a 20-year-old question. 

Did you leave one out?

That’s cool and all, but you misheard me. I don’t want MACtion — I really just needed a napkin.

These are all valid criticisms, but I think you’re overlooking some of the new creative elements in the game. Probably the best one is Eric Bischoff Career Mode, which lets you: 

+1 Thunderdome match

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

This looks really bad. Fortunately for him, the Raiders may sign him one...

Thanks for remembering!

I recently purchased this Appleton Foxes baseball card, along with a separate autograph that came complete with a certificate of authenticity, for a friend of mine. About 20 years ago, this guy — who later went on to own some TRONC! — was our GM at CBS radio in Phoenix. He was about as big a doofus as you could be,…

WWE could wind up being Blockbuster Video. It would take WWE a very long time to go outright bankrupt, especially with these new TV contracts, but it’s hard not to see there’s writing on the wall here, at least for what they’re currently emphasizing. I’m watching New Day host a segment with breast cancer survivors…

I don’t remember which league they were in, but: The Kansas City Faggots?

Congrats on making this entirely stupid outrage grenade even dumber in so few words. That's a really efficient use of narrowmindedness. 

We good, Fam.

Why the friendships of a talk show host should be Threat Level Orange for me. Do we now have to take strong, tribal positions on everything, or can I just not care about Ellen’s Christmas card list?

I think I’m actually being too nonplussed about it.

You can use data and science. I’m going to use my illusion.

I’ve also never heard The Worldwide Leader use bumper music from GnR’s Chinese Democracy, so the fix is definitely in over there.