Fair, but it was pretty forward...

It can be a career-extending smart play. They just never pick up shooters. They try to convert athletes into shooters. Presumably, it’s easier to do that than it is to make an unathletic shooter more springy. Jerami Grant was a top-30 three-point shooter by percentage, so it’s worked in his case. On the flip side, you…

It’s a lot that; I mentioned it last week here. From 73 dunk attempts to 42 and a 10% jump in passes on his drives from last season to this season. He’s still a beast in transition, but in set offense, he really can’t get where he wants to as much as he could a couple years ago. Having annual knee surgeries won’t help…

Oh yeah, well Jason Voorhees has come back from the dead about a dozen times now.

This is true, although they’re giving Kanter better odds by posting up Adams. Kanter’s real liability is when he’s moving, but he’s basically Adams’s size, so the Thunder don’t get much out of having him dribble a hole in the court trying to back Kanter up. At least, they haven’t done anything with it yet. They need…

I raised this issue before, but why in the hell is this team putting up 30-40 threes a game? In what universe does that remotely approach their strengths? You gotta take a few, and they have three ball-handlers who can set guys up by drawing attention in the lane, but there’s no way Oklahoma City wins anything being…

Yeah, if Scottie Pippen says, “I would try this to slow down a volume shooter on the perimeter,” I might listen to what he has to say. 

Scottie Pippen actually recommended it on ESPN a few months ago, among other things, to force him to be right-handed:

+1 broken face and infinite botches

Alternately, you could fight 100 Finn Balors or one Nia Jax, I guess.

If you had to fight 100 Sasha Banks-sized Luke Harpers or one Luke Harper-sized Sasha Banks, which would you choose?

Carnivale!

I always thought The Fart Mystery was the secret Guns N Roses album that came out a couple hours after The Spaghetti Incident?

I would also like to point out that he has 169 coaching wins in the playoffs. The Chicago Bulls have 186 all-time. 

He’s the greatest coach of all time.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

OK, but didn’t they just resign Paul George a year ago?

Methinks his knees are cooked. No lift on an already bad jump shot. And even though his FG% in the restricted area is up this year, that could be misleading because it doesn’t indicate drives/dunks vs. standstill layups on post-ups and putbacks on offensive rebounds. He’s attempted far fewer dunks this year (42) than…

That would get more viewers than he currently has, so why not!

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