Oh, I totally agree (even though a team with 15 losses at this point in the year should never lose to a team with 13 wins, as happened last night), but Bud has a hell of a lot more talent on his roster than Doc does.

Perpendicular to this topic, I guess: Doc Rivers is probably the coach of the year. They’re 3 1/2 games out of third place in a stacked conference and the best player they have left (after trading away about half a dozen guys) is Dario Gallinari. Lou Williams leads them in assists — Lou Williams! Assists! — and their…

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

Andy Kaufman.

Silver lining: It was a good chance to test Vivek Ranadive’s four-on-five stratagem?

They’ll be fine. They gave Devin Booker a shitload of money to play two thirds of their games and give one-third effort on defense.

“Some places will even give you a blowjob. Or that’s what I read on bodybuilding.com forums.”

Watch Olivia Colman in Tyrannosaur. Then shut the fuck up.

I mean, it was only one night — and against the defenseless Kings — but you don’t have nights like this if you’re garbage:

Hm. I’m not entirely convinced a dude who’s top 20 in offensive and defensive boards, blocks, PER, defensive rating, BPM, and VORP is “ass.”

“And there’s an additional 20 in it for you if you play with the boys.”

How has Dan Snyder never been busted at a massage parlor?

Now we know!

In the words of some sportscaster, YES!

Well, if they’re rigged games, why do they even need officials at all? Just tell Marv Albert and Mike Breen the finish and let them build the drama.

I predict good things for this awful, awful comment. Well done.

How many yards of that seahorse fabric can possibly exist?

A guy I was in middle school band with won three Grammys this week! John Daversa...is definitely not famous.

It is. No argument from me.

I don’t want to start an argument, but I think Big Papi made his money well before he started caddying.