They killed his father.

Alexa, order “Backdoor and a Ferocious Stuff.”

“Take my word for it: Never hire a coach’s son.”

Who looked forward to Spike Lee films after 1998? 

Not to be outdone, in 2018, Vince McMahon succumbed to the Fingerpoke of Doom II, putting over Mohammad Bin Salman on PPV.

I think there’s a lot of that indie progressive heel character from a year or two ago in what they’re doing with Bryan. It clearly worked at that really low level, so why wouldn’t it work with one of the best performers alive, who just so happens to believe a lot of those things?

This is a work, right? 

What time does “What time does Super Bowl coverage stop?” start?

Remember Huffington Post?

I think Vince lost his vengeance a long, long time ago. He will put Jericho in the Hall of Fame as soon as he’s out of that AEW contract. 

It’s like that scene in Being John Malkovich when Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

According to Meltzer — which, yeah...I know — Jericho’s AEW deal is bigger than just about any non-Cena/non-Lesnar contract in WWE, which makes it easily the biggest of Jericho’s career. And I can’t expect he’s going to work a full-time schedule at this point.

I self-tampererd last night. I’m not proud of it, but it was about 12:45 and I wasn’t tired enough to sleep yet, so what are you gonna do?

I wonder if LaVar would be interested in my trademark on Bench Baller Brand.

We re-elected Joe Arpaio for 20 years. We’s stupid around here sometimes.

I was at the Suns-Kings game a couple weeks ago. For free seats, they were free seats — off to the right of one of the baskets, first row up from the floor. That put us almost exactly four rows behind Robert Sarver, whose seat is in the very corner of the baseline and the endline.

At least his passion for soccer isn’t receding.

You could have watched his dad coaching and known this was a bad hire.

Andy Reid also chokes when he sleeps on his back.

I want to fuck this comment.