Man, those Tiger Mask matches...

Damian Lillard outscored them in the first quarter. So did Jake Layman.

“Disrespectful Motherfucker” reminds me how much some of that early 90s Prince stuff really grooved.

Good tip. I’ll save that for their next Super Bowl block party double murder.

That’s so Lions.

Now Mike and Kareem Hunt can go form their own NFL!

No better than third.

I just hated it and uninstalled it after about six hours. 

If I learn nothing else today, at least I now know that you and I are cousins.

“They’re scheduled to play the Raiders in Oakland on Dec. 9. They’ve played just three games there since 1995. They’ve lost all three.”

Oh yeah...Lonzo Ball. Appreciate the reminder.

On the plus side, he’s only hit as many women this year as he has quarterbacks...

I’m not sure how a game goes to overtime and five bench players combine for more than an hour of playing time with nine points to show for it.

“Did you guys learn nothing these past 60 years?”

“There are other ways!”

Think of the possibilities! That guy you describe would have, like, 15 years of unparalleled success. 

What if he’s just not that great, and is instead the direct beneficiary of rule changes that emphasize offense and passing in particular?

Now more than ever before, Derek Smalls will feel like a preserved moose on stage.

Oh. Because my mom is also a cunt. That’s true, but at least she’s not stuck writing your jokes.

The way I understand it, Donald Trump is a cunt.