“Nut byad. Mikhail kyan dew byetteh.”

I knew Dynamite worked intentionally stiff; didn’t know he intended to injure him. Still, gotta love those Tiger Mask matches.

Mark Wahlberg must have one of those on-demand hot water heaters. And, maybe extra body parts? I’m not entirely sure.

The Bystanders

Which annoys me because I never liked the Rougeaus at all and Dynamite Kid was one of the most influential wrestlers who ever lived. But: A huge cock to everyone.

That’s among the most gruesome wrestling injuries ever, although the hardest to watch was Kevin Sullivan sawing into some Japanese pin cushion’s arm on Memphis TV. 

You are still correct, even if it’s out of context here. 

That’s brutal. I always liked this one as far as accidents go. The always dangerous Dynamite Kid breaking Foley’s jaw with a clothesline at about 1:45, and then he still has to take a belly to back superplex. Just the beginning for Mick...

At least he won’t be able to kneel for the anthem for a few weeks. 

I mean, even draft picks can force a trade (see: Manning, Eli or Elway, John). So that precedent has been there for a while.

I never got a straight answer. Brought it up in a couple live chats but there wasn’t much in the way or responses. 

“God never sleeps.*”

This is exciting. And I still vainly hope for the return of Photoshop contests.

McQuade’s tag game is strong.

It’s very focused on a specific thing, like “black quarterbacks aren’t accurate” or “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” 

In the three seasons when he finished top 10 in touchdowns, he finished first or second in interceptions. That also covers one of the two years he was top 10 in passing yards. In none of those seasons did his team have a winning record. In 2013, when you can compare Cutler to a career replacement player in Josh…

Bless you.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Case in point:

GWAR got robbed. Again.