In 153 games, he finished five games below .500 for his career, averaged 1.5 touchdowns vs. 1 interception per game, and led the league in interceptions twice and sacks once. He played in two playoff games.

Jay Cutler was never, ever close to the top 15 quarterbacks in the NFL.

Clay Travis is probably this guy.

“I feel great about it,” Brand told reporters. “For the first time since high school, I’m not undersized for my position.”

But why is that in and of itself consequential to a K-12 history curriculum, which really ought to be a very broad overview of major historical events and themes connecting certain eras? I’d be surprised if she were in there in the first place. I’d be surprised if quite a few actual presidents were in there. Merely…

There was some finality to the gruesome Orton-Hardy match, or gruesome by modern WWE standards. But the main event missing a payoff should be a problem. It’s been moving this way for years, and it seems that WWE creative is no longer about setting up the match...it’s about setting up the next match. So, almost nothing…

It’s the new “U up?”

I can’t wait for next year’s Milk Crate Classic!

Kicking’s brutal. It’s the most nakedly binary aspect of football.

Point, Moff Diver.

The fact that people can run marathons in less time than it takes to watch a Judd Apatow movie astounds me.

Could be worth the risk. The Cowboys make sense for a number of reasons, a dearth of receiving talent and a penchant for dice rolls being chief among them. Of course, they also have a history of doing nothing to help players overcome obstacles, so that’s not exactly a point in their favor.

I didn’t see enough of Minnesota last year to know for sure, but is he in danger of doing it again with KAT? Because that would be a damn shame. 

Well, by all means, send us into the weekend with an image of a burger that we can’t eat now...

Yeah, we have disagreed on some things (maybe even in the past couple months), but no apology necessary. I’d rather engage with someone who’s invested in this little community, even when we disagree, than just have it be jokes all the time.

Well, I’m probably going to have to eat a ban now, so it was fun while it lasted!

Fair enough.

I dunno. It kind of came out of nowhere. I didn’t agree with his original premise, he said my reading of it was disingenuous, I countered with a Ben Rothenberg tweet — since he’s a guy who knows tennis — that Serena’s was a textbook case of verbal abuse, and then he gave me the yellow card. Not sure why that would be…

I just kind of feel like, after about six years of pretty regular commentary, it’s odd to be threatened with a ban not for something that violates terms of service, but for disagreeing with an opinion. But then I’m someone who will keep the argument going long after the rest of the world has moved on (usually that’s…