And sadly, that’s as close to the Hall of Fame as they’re getting.

This is worth it: https://www.wwe.com/page-404

“That’s amusing, because the inside of Jim Irsay’s head is nothing but frayed dopamine receptors and mangled Billy Squier riffs.”

Really? I just thought I was a dick. Time to reassess...

Since we’re just brainstorming here, we also need a better solution for in-home tanning.

Oof. That took balls.

No, I don’t do any of that. Also, “Wednesdays” and “Mondays” are plurals here, not possessives. Only mentioning it because you did it twice, so it was probably intentional.

“I wanted Isaiah to know how much it meant not just to me, but our whole team. That’s not as easy as it looks, you know? So afterwards I went up to him and gave him a playful little kiss, a peck -- no more than six, eight seconds.”

This is all very convincing, but I would like to point out that Drew is confusing the president of Jimmy Haslam’s truck stop cartel with Col. Harland Sanders.

You don’t have to watch the Thunder to know what Melo does to a defense or an offense, frankly. But because I live in Phoenix, I’m pretty limited on Eastern Conference games. I also would not watch Phoenix. So, OKC and the Spurs were pretty much always on when I got home from work. Denver was fun. The Kings broadcasts…

The Rockets at best stayed the same, but I think losing Ariza and Mbah a Moute will hurt more than it opens up great opportunities for other guys to improve the team. The Warriors, meanwhile, got better for the fourth straight off-season. I don’t think this is as close as it was two months ago. 

What’s their wing defense situation now, and what is it with Carmelo Anthony on the floor?

No Black Jack Shellac?

I’m saying he’s probably going to the wrong places. I’m sure it exists, but Tempe is hardly a hotbed for it. It’s the most progressive city in the Phoenix metro, and by a lot. Now, if he’s going into Mesa...absolutely.

I’ve lived in Tempe for the past eight years and have never encountered that. Stupid sports fans who think the Cardinals and Sun Devils are worth supporting, yes, but not rampant racism.

It’s actually the equivalent of a jacket with “Fuck the Draft” written on it, the subject of the landmark case, Cohen v. California. This idiot, racist student is correct: It his First Amendment right to wear that shirt. And it doesn’t become “something else” because you think it targets people. R.A.V. v City of St.…

Well, you could have used “is” in the phrase “Colin Cowherd sitting in front of a fire,” I suppose.

I certainly hope, if there is a financial judgment in Papa’s favor here, the judge awards it niggardly.

Somewhere, Colin Cowherd sitting in front of a fire, looking at this picture, nodding disdainfully, and petting a hairless cat.

I guess we’d need to define what “stealing” is in this context. Do companies “steal” from Americans when they’re gifted marginal tax rates and exceptions that mean they pay no taxes at all?