I think we just found our first entrant in next year’s Royal Rumble...

All of this is true. But because she won the popular vote there are still hordes of Democrats who see it as Hillary getting robbed when, in fact, anyone with her experience and pedigree should have absolutely mopped the floor with Dopey in the swing states. She lost it a hell of a lot more than she had it taken away…

I would love to see that. An independent caucus of five people (currently, but that’s a pretty good rule of thumb) would prevent any Senate party-line majority and in order to push through nearly anything consequential, whichever party has the most seats would still have to work with the smaller group. With the House,…

I’d rather have a lot more independents.

It’s the Donald Trump of foods: A slurry of old asshole on the inside and an unhealthy day-glo nightmare on the outside.

Sometimes, I like to pretend that the world is more just and when someone like Jon Brion gets his name mentioned on the internet or in text messages, he gets a little residual out of it. 

I do think it’s an odd thing that Paul Thomas Anderson’s kids are Minnie Ripperton’s grandchildren. There Will Be Blood and “Lovin’ You” are not two branches I expected to find on the same family tree.

That’s true of a lot of dipshits on the far right.

Unless the A/C goes out. Then who’s the fool? Not the dude in suit shorts, I can assure you.

Yes, although the two aren’t mutually exclusive!

59. Regrettable Roundtable with the Times

Or his ex-wife.

Oh, shit...I just noticed your handle. Of course you knew him if you’re from Missouri. My bad.

“It means talking oneself into believing that Vlade Divac put up a huge smokescreen.”

Never have heroes.

Couldn’t be “Bruiser” in most midwest territories or in the AWA because of Dick the Bruiser. A lot of guys didn’t like him at all (Heenan, for one), because Brody was in business for himself in just about every way. Huge star but he didn’t care at all if the promotion or the card lived or died around him.

“I liked 0 of 27 menu options. In a row.”

Worst second half of a career?

Man, that’s a hit. I loved Vader. The matches with Cactus Jack in WCW were so painful (for Mick, anyway), and then of course, there’s the eye-gouge match with Hansen.

She’s pretty irritating. The most “Diva” of the current crop of female talent, so to me, it’s a little weird that she’s in the position she is, given that they have two of the best they’ve ever had sitting there without a belt, and both put Carmella over in the past 60 days. I do not understand that booking at all.