He probably already has lots of that.

...And that’s not something that can be learned.

Let’s remember some guys:

Oh, damn it. I stole yours. Apologies for not seeing it.

Doctors give me the creeps, anyway. Plus, what a selfie!

Just your average side bend.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

You win!

Maybe the greatest thing about being from Oklahoma originally is that I can pretty easily point out where I was born on the back of my hand.

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

Its per-screen average on opening weekend was lower than all three of the previous films, because it opened in at least 500 more theaters than any of the others, and 1,000 more than Ocean’s 11. Its second weekend drop was roughly what Ocean’s 12 did, which isn’t really good. It lost 53 percent, which was much worse…

Sorry. I should know there’s nothing worse than spoiled horse.

The horse was real. You need to go another layer deeper: The character the horse portrayed on TV was fictional.

If he’s mad at the magazine for not hiring the best talent, what difference does it make if more women apply? If they do hire the best talent, as he suggests hey should, what difference does it make if more women apply?

I have a friend who was supposed to interview Travolta as he swung through Phoenix on the publicity tour a couple weeks ago. They sent him a link to the screener, which he watched three times and then refused the interview because the movie’s so awful. Then he paid for me to see the movie with him and his wife Friday…

Bengals are not the Spurs.

I’d definitely do a sign and trade with Randle involved if I could. You need a bigger dollar amount to sop up some of Kawhi’s salary. Then, go for Kuzma in exchange for Patty Mills or something. That’s actually a fairly solid return on a player who has too much value to match in a trade, especially a gun-to-the-head…

In his Twitter bio, Matt Bilinsky refers to himself as a satirist and an “accidental provocateur.” I hope he gets his ass kicked again just for that.

Why would he start going into schools now?

I don’t want to tell Jeff Bezos how to run his shop, but I’m not sure we’ve normalized “utternut” yet...

I don’t want to tell Jeff Bezos how to run his shop, but I’m not sure we’ve normalized “utternut” yet...