About the same that Trump knows anything else.

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

“...Above .500?”

Did it help? Are you lifted out of the greys?

Well, now Bryan can do what he was born to do: Solemnly stand guard over the Rapa Nui on Easter Island.

“Parents” refers to the people, not the city. But by positioning the names after the city, it implies that she has more than one set of parents. “These are her parents in Clements, Mr. and Mrs. Whatever. Her parents in Minneapolis are Dr. and Mr. Whozit.”

“One of?”

She married Dennis Dehmlow at St. Anne’s in Wabasso in 1957 and had two children, Gina and Jay.

Also abandoned: commas.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

Bless you.

“Flag-Humping President...”

Well if he’s going to spread out on an old hotel mattress, he’s going to be infected with more than that stuff.

Advantage: Rusty “Feckless” Kuntz

Swastika on the left forearm. SS on the right. So, he’s pretty good people on both sides. Both sides.

I’ve met him twice at junkets and interviewed him two other times over the phone. He didn’t strike me as crazy, but he wasn’t terribly cooperative. It could be he just hates doing that part of it, which is understandable, but a lot of more famous people are perfectly charming and open.

“Hold my beer.”

I love this comment so much, I can’t wait to piss all over it.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

“Burner accounts? The game has really changed.”