They’re so bad. And everyone hates the owner. Everyone.

All my super gay work associates (they’re totally not my friends) say Playtime in the Ball Pit is a winner, but I just have to take their word for it since I have no personal experience with either these books or the community or activity they describe in such florid, lustful detail.

Cock Robbler, on the other hand, is the name of a homoerotic Hamburglar fan fiction series.

WWE Lawler was a caricature the way nearly every performer in the mid-90s was. And that became his commentator persona. But you could make a case that he was the third-most over star of his era, behind Dusty and Andre. To do what he did, largely in one town, for the better part of 30 years is astounding.

The Suns are so bad that it two losses this past week — both by more than 45 points — the opposing coach just stopped coaching and let other people do it.

Sadly, they would have played him as-is two years ago.

I had the same dream about cutting a grapefruit, only it was a basketball.

It is a girl’s name.

I was in Boston last summer, end of July. Four days there, four days up in Acadia in Maine. Had a great time! I now think that’s because I didn’t listen to the radio.

I played the first season because I hadn’t played a 2K game in about seven years, so...just to relearn the controls.

+1 methol exhale

So in 2k17, this guy absolutely bombed me in a Summer League game but he didn’t make their final roster, so I picked him up and in his first year he won Rookie of the Year, Sixth Man of the Year, and MVP while averaging about 16/14/13.

On the plus side, he comes right out of this 30-day suspension into Spring Break. Whoo!

I take my coffee like I take my men: Darker, gayer, different.

And despite everything: They’re still third in the East! And they have a guy playing for his 8th final in a row, so...

In theory, yes. That’s a lot of pieces to add and remove with, what, eight weeks left in the season? It also demonstrates the pure poison of Tristan Thompson’s contract, I guess.

I had no idea this was a thing.

Nance is one of the better offensive rebounders in the league this year and he’s strong and springy and stuff. Clarkson’s OK. He’s a decent young shoot-first guard. Not going to make a dramatic difference either way. But together, they’re a better complement to what LeBron does than IT. It also gives them depth in the…

Finally, Channing Frye gets a chance for a career reboot.