Remember when Mexico paid for those walls?

Hardly a surprise. After all, he spent more money on spilled liquor last year than you made.

According to other wrestlers, when Ric Flair or Andre the Giant were in a restaurant or bar, nobody else ever paid. Maybe it’s apocryphal, but lord knows he spent quite a few nights on the town.

This is some hot takery here. Paul and John are/were certainly good enough rock singers, and Paul is always regarded as one of the most influential bass players, because his songs were everywhere, but also because he wasn’t just an in-the-pocket performer. Because he came from a guitar background, he played a lot more…

Word is Harbuagh didn’t work the phones enough. Was just super khaki that he’d land these guys.

That actually sounds remarkably vain.

It hasn’t aged at all. Toronto is full of dinosaurs.

I cross over into 47 in eight months. Is it then, or 48+?

Isn’t this strikingly similar to how Belichick stranded the Jets after agreeing to be their coach, only to wind up in Foxboro?

According to Wikipedia, Dave Portnoy (and Barstool Sports) are from Milton, Mass., a suburb of Boston.

I’m there, brother. At least I’m not losing my hair, but otherwise, the dismal tide.

I would think so, yeah. Knees don’t really get better, you know? But! At least it’s not your neck or something.

I’m not a medical expert, but you’re definitely showing the signs of Early Onset 37.

Could be worse. Donald Trump could be president right now.

Regarding the 30s, it seems to me that 37 is the end. If you roll your ankle playing hoops at 37, that ankle will hurt off and on for the rest of your life. It’s when you really start being able to injure yourself sleeping, it’s when you need to start thinking about much more comfortable shoes, and food is just out of…

McDaniels: “I’m excited to join the Colts organization, and I’m glad they’ll be able to put my barely used labrum to use in the body of Andrew Luck.”

What time does “What time does Super Bowl coverage end?” start?

That kid is so stupid. With today’s exchange rates, a Big Baller hoodie would get you six cartons of cigarettes in Lithuania.

GET THESE HANDS!

“Look, I don’t care if you were in Jumanji, Drake is the only jocksniffer allowed up there.”