I can likewise guarantee that the AD would have some very concrete crisis communications in place, particularly for public figures like Izzo, or the university would have had a PR firm in place over and above MSU athletics. And I can’t imagine anyone high up within the institution wasn’t expecting Izzo to be asked a…

I couldn’t get the coupon to work for me, but it still seems like it’s worth it.

I couldn’t get the coupon to work for me, but it still seems like it’s worth it.

Cool, but no thanks. I have a guy who takes care of the nose hairs already.

Cool, but no thanks. I have a guy who takes care of the nose hairs already.

The government exists only to protect DACA? There is apparently a lot you miss about Hitchens...

Still...great setup for a pay-per-view angle.

I may not totally understand how this all works, but I believe if they fire her now, they just have to replace her with Herm Edwards.

“So? I had a species of crab lice named for me about 30 years ago.”

And Tom Brady is just as lifelike in 2-D.

I don’t feel like this is giving too much away.

I didn’t miss that. I was underselling for comedic effect, which appears to have been misinterpreted by a number of my fellow commenteers.

I love this for the many times the officer would have to relate that story to friends and co-workers.

“Today’s Friday.”

I mean, I don’t really want to judge someone I don’t know, but in my opinion that would make him a coward.

New year, new you — I think a lot of us are trying to lose a little mass.

I hope Larry Nassar has great genes like our president, and could live to be 200 years old.

I was out of the loop then. First time I hadn’t at least paid attention to wrestling since...1976? Got an early start. Anyway, yeah, by ‘93 it was in real need of something, and that eventually happened about 4-5 years later.

You have reached your apotheosis.

And here I thought the Steelers didn’t have any QB sneak plays.

That’s what made Twitter weird for you?