Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

Gonna be a long three days in the hyperbaric chamber for that hand.

+1 White House on motherfucking fire

That is some good sport photography up top. Kudos, Getty Images man.

“We’re talking about kids, that are thinking about trying to put the ball in the basket.”

His ass is so enormous. There’s no way he’s 240 pounds. If it were all gut weight, maybe, but that butt is a pretty good indicator that he carries a lot of fat all over, so even conservatively, you have to figure it’s at least 275.

Also, this dichotomy:

Sorry, yes. I stand corrected.

He doesn’t kick people in the junk. I think that’s a point in his favor.

I dunno. He’s shooting jumpers from 18 feet away and screaming over the TV crew. It’s more pronounced this year than I remember.

Yeah, I didn’t start watching until the last part of the second quarter, and at that point it just wasn’t a pretty game. But in the second half there seemed to be a lot of contact they let go. The Thunder TV crew — whose homerism may be unchallenged in basketball — talked about the free throw discrepancy in the first…

Oh yeah, he was. Russ is real chirpy. Calls “And one” after just about every contested shot and always has a word or two when he misses one of those.I’m amazed he doesn’t get more technicals with as much as he has to say. At regular speed, I don’t know how a ref in that position doesn’t call a hack; Hield brought his…

That’s the All-Star Game.

Any particular reason you’re now throwing Steph Curry and James Harden into the mix? Maybe because your original criticism that Ginobili is more suited to a YMCA game is trash and your follow-up, that bench players play against reserves, isn’t much better? After all, it’s not like Ginobili ever closes any halves or…

“Team achievement.” Well, it is basketball...although I’m sure those dudes you favor have won a lot of hardware on their own.

You’re probably onto something. A former gold medalist and four-time world champion who routinely confuses NBA defenders would almost certainly meet his match at the YMCA.

A “nice career.” You mean except for the gold medal he won, the Euroleague title he won, the Sixth Man award he won, the four NBA titles he’s helped win, the fact that he’s second all-time in bench assists, that he has better Per 36 career numbers than Jimmy Butler and better Per 100 numbers than Lillard, plus a…

It’s slow and low in the gather and the release, making it incredibly easy to swat the ball out of his hands. The shot is in front of his face, which means he can’t really see where he’s aiming. It’s a push shot, so it’s always going to be whatever force and motion comes out of his chest and not his core and legs.…

I mean, this is essentially Kyle Anderson’s jumper, but then again, his nickname is SloMo.

That’s a really tough break. She was a screwed up kid for a while and, of course, anyone sleeping with Alberto Del Rio can be corrupted in a number of ways. Looked like she was on her way back. She has a presence and an on-camera ease that, in the women’s division, maybe only Alexa Bliss has. Decent worker, great look.