“Too soon.”

Oh, that’s good. Well done.

No, I am not seriously defending Heath Evans. I would have that the use of “goldurn” — a word that cannot be used seriously — would have been an indication that this comment was not serious.

@donovanjmcnabb Who wants to CUM with me to see my attorney?

You’re legitimately not breaking that to me. Growing up in Oklahoma, the nexus of faith and football was hard to avoid, as was the undercurrent that most of it was bullshit.

Of course they do. The difference is secularists don’t really claim that the revealed word of not-God lifts them up and gives them a mission in life, or that without secularism they wouldn’t be where they are today. They don’t thank secularism for all the blessings in their lives.

Yeah, never quite got around to it. It was too difficult getting it out from under all the painfully obvious sarcasm.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

You forgot the quaint local history:

In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.

This list represents a good cross-section of L.L. Bean shoppers.

Maybe that’s the line for eyebrow threading?

But also, as a journalist, shouldn’t Dave Weigel, you know...verify?

Unless I’m missing something in the company credits, I believe Call Me by Your Name is the first non-American film to make one of these lists from AFI. They have always included only U.S. films. I mean, “American Film Institute” — I get it. But they have always shied away from the accomplishments from countries that…

Right? Who thought it could get much crazier than “female Ghostbusters,” and yet here we are.

Hot take!

No, but based on your comment, there’s no upshot for pronouns, either.

I’m sorry...why should they play together?

He might want to tune it next time, but maybe that’s part of the charm? On the whole, I think we’re all glad Van Halen II changed his life.

All you really need to know about LeBron is that he’s about 850 assists away from being top 10 all-time. So, that’s about 100 games away. He’s probably two more years from being top 10 in steals, as well. Needs about 230 of those.