A sandwich has two pieces of bread, right? If I’m “sandwiched” between a wall and a filing cabinet, crying out in panic because there’s nobody in the office at 1:30 in the morning — because why would there be, and isn’t the simplest solution just to pay for faster internet at home instead of going back to work after…

Wait, Kevin Johnson’s the trainer? OK everybody, DO NOT let him take Markelle to the locker room alone.

The NBA is going to paint itself into a corner here. I’m positive Magic Johnson said the same thing watching last night’s game.

I don’t know why you’re calling this bad. It’s exactly what I wanted to see.

I don’t like this person.

That’s true, but he’s just not great between the ropes. It’s easier to hide that with a giant than a little guy. Cass can work a little bit. He’s in the Kevin Nash range, so clearly he can be successful. I just don’t think in the current roster alignment, he benefits much from being in the land of giants while he’s a…

I don’t watch it regularly (I don’t even watch WWE regularly; unless it’s something really noteworthy, I usually just do clips of matches on YouTube and then watch the PPVs). I love the lucha style. It’s obviously different from a storytelling perspective in and out of the matches, but for sheer work, I think it’s…

I don’t know much that’s in your area, so you’ll have to drive a bit. You really can’t go wrong with the Central corridor these days. Anything from about the baseball stadium to Bethany Home and between 7th street and 7th avenue is pretty good. Lots of activity around Central and Camelback, and a bunch of different…

They both have parts of a thing. Enzo is good at promos, so long as it’s that one promo. Cass is big, but not really. 6' 9" or something? With Strowman and even Corbin, you can’t sell me that Cass is actually seven feet tall. I don’t get the push with either guy, but at least as a team they could hide each other’s…

Yeah, these articles speak my language on wrestling a lot more than anything I could get from any of the wrestling sites. Bixenspan and McQuade have done a great job.

It’s a solid card. The tag match will be good and I hope they work as stiff as they did a couple months ago. Rollins and Bray, for being every Bray Wyatt program all over again, will be a fun match. Miz and Ambrose is boring now, the women’s title match could be OK, and as you said the double bill is some heavy…

OK, sure...but what about that Enzo/Cass match?

We were eating in BLT steakhouse, since closed here in Phoenix but still around back east, and we were sitting across from a table of visitors from Boston. They complained up and down — to the server — that their seafood wasn’t as good as it is in Boston. So, a few things...

You can. There’s not the expectation of it, but if it’s a place you like or you’re just a generous cat, it’s not like they’ll just leave the money on the counter.

Oh, man. This was the year I thought Jack Sock would really be a comer.

Blows. I’ll boost you into the inner party whenever I can.

In a time-honored tradition, Michael Caine blamed all of this on Rio.

How are you in the greys?

I’m going to go ahead and say she’s still dead.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.