Cynicism has become exhausting. Who cares who paid for it or what their motives were. It was a nice little thing to watch.

There is one good ad, and this is it:

I’m imaging a time in which instant replay advances to the point of some kind of quantum mechanical state in which the concepts of motion are argued and debated.

False rape accusations almost never happen in the real world... but seem to happen with frequency in cases we hear about in the media. Which is probably why we are hearing about it.

Definitely, and the Deadspin line on this situation has been baffling from the beginning.

Wow you weren’t kidding, Deadspin gets over 2x the traffic Barstool does. I am actually surprised by this.

If you watch what happens next, Westbrook walks over the kid and gives him the dad-ish “Son, you really shouldn’t be doing things like that, you know better. Alright sport, lesson learned” type of talk.

I’m really not sure what the argument in this article is supposed to be. This is about The State enforcing its repressive morality on sex work? Are we to believe that just because the women aren’t literally being held against their will that they aren’t being exploited? That sex work is by nature Good and needs to be…

Remember when everyone thought Kevin Love was a superstar who was just trapped on bad T Wolves teams? Just saying.

I took “History of American Sports” in college and it was surprisingly great! The professor focused a lot on pre-war boxing and baseball and the origins of football. The class was super hard and had a hell of a lot of reading. Lots of guys in backwards hats dropped the class after a week or two.

I think this is why everyone is so worked up about the trade deadline this year. The actual basketball has no drama! The Warriors are already hoisting the trophy right now! What else is there to get excited about?

I keep ranting about this, but why isn’t Davis getting any more blame for turning in losing season after losing season? Boogie, Buddy Hield, Jrue Holiday, Eric Gordon, Robin Lopez are worse than LeBron’s sorry teams? Hardens? Can’t you have more than two over .500 seasons??

I disagree, the reason being most FOs and many players hate what AD, LeBron, and Rich Paul are trying to pull off here. The dude is trying to switch teams with 2 years left on his contract! Specific teams! That’s an insane precedent. 

The worst take I’ve ever seen on this website from a guy I’ve otherwise agreed with 100% of the time. How about... fuck Anthony Davis! That’s not how contracts work! If players can just decide who they want to play for with 2 years left on a contract, why have contracts at all? Why should anyone have to play for the…

You’re not fooling anyone Bill.

I mean sure, but the Warriors were going to cake walk to a ring anyway, so what does it matter? You don’t get more rings for winning easier. 

83% of the hate Boston teams receive is due to Bill Simmons, which, by the way, is completely justified.

Russ and Dame are good friends in real life, it’s all in good fun. Russ doesn’t actually hate anyone.

Good point, I guess I don’t feel bad, just self-conscious.

That’s honestly my favorite part of the clips, it seems like the teammates are really supporting each other.