Hating Joel Embiid seems like a “you” problem, my friend.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Oops, I guess I glanced at outdated data. My mistake.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

One of those kids is probably his.

“Cis females are powerful enough to get a niche carved for themselves in sport, intersex and trans females aren’t.”

What these warriors should really be arguing for is no male/female divisions in athletics. Everything just open.

This continues to be one of the worst, most naive takes on Deadspin. Sometimes, you can’t operate on what you wish was true and you have to operate on what *is* true.

This stupid thing is said *every* time here and it’s still wrong. Phelps is competing against literally everyone. Semenya is competing against a subset limited to women, while possessing a significant advantage of having male testosterone.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

It sounds tiring to have to continually look for something to get angry about in an attempt to make yourself relevant and feed your desired image on social media.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

“[crosses arms, rolls eyes, continues with butt-hurt sniffles]”