I feel bad being all gossipy on a subject like this (get well Drew) but there must have been a good reason for his wife to correct the record. There’s something going on wherein it is very important that Drew was officially sober during this episode. I’m guessing it’s an insurance thing.

I gave Arthur a drastic haircut last night and I feel the same way I do after I change my own hair---instant regret

I thought it was very strange this article doesn’t mention Chuck Wepner at all? The white guy who fought Ali to 15 rounds... in real life? Rocky was/is racially, uh, odd, but it’s also a true story.  

I seem to recall another story here on Deadspin when we got all excited to read the words “athlete” and “harassment” in the same headline so we could rush to the comments and bemoan the state of our society and pat each other on the back without taking the 3 seconds to consider how extremely not real it was. Trying…

Well dang this made me cry

I’m trying to imagine that Ms. Rousey is familiar enough with Ben Shapiro’s output to even subconsciously internalize his catchphrase, but it’s hard. I think of myself as someone who reads media, yet if you asked me this morning what said catchphrase would be my best guess would be “this mayonnaise is too spicy.” “Bein…

I am saying it is “problematic” to tell someone “no, you actually do not believe what you think you believe, and I will tell you what you actually believe.” I hate to use the word “mansplain” but this seams like the textbook case.

“Rousey has claimed to be a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I am going to explain to her what she actually feels, because she is stupid and I am smart”

If ragging on hipsters is coded alt-right language, the Gawker archives are going to send you straight to the fainting couch. I’m also none too shocked that someone who has chosen to make a career of getting punched in the head has stupid opinions. This article is a bigger reach than when I fell out of my recliner…

But why give up an opportunity to get outraged? What else is there to do?

The NBA is so compelling this year. So few teams tanking. Preseason narratives falling apart. Teams in the East are not only interesting but Good. Lebron in LA! Fultz’s yips! Giannis for MVP! Rockets are trash! Kings are winning games! And then you remember the Warriors exist and none of it matters. It’s such a…

WHO?

My team stinks.

None of the people in these comments who are blandly retyping the acceptable responses to these type of stories have read the letter. Who knows what happened but I’d bet dollars to donuts this dummy had a 14 year old CHILD who doesn’t know any better pursuing him, and rather than shutting it down like a decent adult…

The number of Barack Obama defenders, who presided over the worst Democratic loss for the Executive Office in history, popping up in these comments is truly shocking.

I thought you had your own website these days Bill

The Buffalo Wild Wings lobby wants you to believe that marriage and wives are lame so that you’ll spend more time in their depressing spiderhole restaurants, but the truth is being married is sweet as heck.

And why is Kanye getting a pass these days.

I went to OU and I 100% believe this happened. When I was there, one of the houses got a pledge to drink himself to death. The greek system there was and I’m sure still is a cesspool.

PFT’s schtick was fucking exhausting years ago, I guess going full douchebag is the logical next step