America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

I got a herniated disc a while back and had this super buff spine doctor tell me that it’s fine to continue deadlifting but “for the love of God don’t swing a golf club.” Made me really sympathetic to Tiger.

Man, me and Luigi, we were the same age. Really makes you stop and reconsider your life you know what I mean?

MJ never said “Republicans buy shoes too”. He literally never said it. It’s just one of those made up quotes that’s repeated endlessly.

It is shocking to me how much of the general population cares about Hulk Hogan’s feelings. Judging by the comments on these stories, America’s sympathies have puppies #1, Hulk Hogan #2. 

Why would Deadspin take shots at Barstool? They’re just jealous.

It feels like the Warriors were slightly off on defense and the Rockets were hitting everything. Even if Curry isn’t 100%, it’s not such a bad position to have to rely on Draymond, Klay, and freakin KD. A team who only featured those 3 should win most of the time.

Sometimes I forget how dumb it was that KD went to a 73 win team and then the playoffs start

Blow your nose in the shower. It goes down the drain. Who gives a shit? If you save a penny a day you’ll have like, $182 before you die. Worth it.

If Caitlyn Jenner had transitioned at the height of her athletic abilites, would anyone have had an issue with her competing in women’s events?

The author implies that testosterone is just a “factor” in athletic performance, suggesting the science behind the hormone limit isn’t trustworthy. Then mentions that with her testosterone suppressed, she could no longer compete at an elite level. Sure seems like an important factor.

Russell Westbrook

This very much a non-story. My (white) mother and her brothers picked cotton into adulthood. Picking cotton is a miserable experience; “cotton pickin” is a substitute for swearing, one which she used all the time. It has nothing to do with race, although it is easy to understand why it would sound that way, especially…

Lost my login so replying very late. I understand the criticism of Westbrook in general but from Rockets fans specifically it seems personal. Does it stem from the MVP race? Is MVP that important? And why don’t Westbrook fans dislike Harden if it’s such a rivalry?

I’ll never understand the hate Westbrook gets from Rockets fans

I for one am shocked that a Warriors fan would have bad takes.

Emma and Samer, thank you. You are the Good Allies™. In reporting this crucial story on race relations in America you contained yourselves to only publish the word “nigga” six times, slightly fewer than in the actual video.

Sure let’s talk about it, the Ringer is more or less empty calorie pop culture garbage you might read on the john, and still BS is the worst of it. The meme that Simmon’s talent is in hiring talent is repeated endlessly and exhausting. He did that well exactly once, with Grantland. There’s no evidence that was…

I would guess there are less than 50 people on earth who can do it.

I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little…