Having people of color in a show can really ruin the experience though. Personally, I get frightened when they come on screen and have to cross the street. But then im not even in my house anymore and so I miss important exposition and stuff.

I’ve changed my mind. We do need to censor the internet.

Same. Dexter and Debra are highly proficient at doing things to my touchscreen laptop and tablet. By making touch technology, we’ve enabled our cats beyond our dreams. I suppose that’s also what I get for naming my cats after a serial killer and his high strung, wacko cop sister.

What a lady killer. (I’m sorry.)

Russell Bertram, a former police chief from South Dakota who was charged with killing his 26-year-old fiancee, Leonila Stickney, in 2009, took out hundreds of thousands in multiple life insurance policies before she died. He also ended up marrying his fiancee’s sister.

Typical shotgun wedding.

This is incredible. People are watching something called the “Music City Bowl?”

I was a linebacker. Also a safety. He targeted. Every decision in the entire game takes less than half a second, in fact half a second would be an eternity. You can’t hit dudes in the head and you can’t hit them high knowing you might hit them in the head.

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute

I refuse to live under the tyranny of correct spelling.

That’s the next Lana del Rey album’s cover.

You seem to have me over a barrel of garbage donuts, well played. Although, to be fair, I spelled raccoon correctly.

Correct. That is a critter fritter.

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

Upon hearing about the injuries, Martha shed a single tear, but to be fair, it’s been tattooed onto her cheek since prison.

Wow, I looked her up. She’s a piece of work. Tried to primary Pete Sessions in 2014 and lost. In 2011 she was leading seminars about the “UN Agenda 21” conspiracy, and when campaigning and consulting for Ted Cruz in 2012, she was still drawing over $10,000 in unemployment benefits.

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The fact that this woman apparently gets off to descriptions of cancer and STIs is way more than I need to know about her weird kinks.

She’s a bit too brown for those branch Davisians.