I choo-choo-choose you!

Can I get a Nude Tayne, please?

nice burn, probably the best we have seen in a while!

This was beautiful.

Astute historical reference + snark... +10 pts to you.

This is. This is too good. It’s too good.

And even if it wasn’t the wrong India, nice job incriminating nearly a billion people for the actions of a few there, Jorblox.

I hate that I forgot who posted this for me. They were brilliant. And so is this

“How did you get this number?” - God

It might be working. As soon as I hit publish on a snarky comment I got a pang of remorse?

Bieber wept.

We’ve received dozens of emails

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Even the squirrel didn’t stick around to watch a doubles match.

Back to tennis.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

The hurling of the tablet. Or maybe that is one of Rom Romberts’ terms.

Your couch is tacky, and I hate you.