I choo-choo-choose you!

Can I get a Nude Tayne, please?

nice burn, probably the best we have seen in a while!

This was beautiful.

Astute historical reference + snark... +10 pts to you.

This is. This is too good. It’s too good.

And even if it wasn’t the wrong India, nice job incriminating nearly a billion people for the actions of a few there, Jorblox.

I hate that I forgot who posted this for me. They were brilliant. And so is this

“How did you get this number?” - God

It might be working. As soon as I hit publish on a snarky comment I got a pang of remorse?

Bieber wept.

We’ve received dozens of emails

Witnesses to the explosion were like “Meh, Phuket.”

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Even the squirrel didn’t stick around to watch a doubles match.

Back to tennis.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

The hurling of the tablet. Or maybe that is one of Rom Romberts’ terms.