They’re looking for comedy writers, not electricians.

He seems very nice.

I'm more of a war-on-nose-and-ear-hair guy.

Edit: who’s not dead yet, turns out. Heh.

More like the warmed over corpse of Stacy Keach.

Troubled Indemnity

You're right: Detroit Rock City Bowl should be a thing.

“Have you ever been a linebacker?”

“Yeah baby, I fucked him...

Trolling non pareil.

Lord, is it satisfying when your opponent can't spell.

Bacon, egg, and toast cups in; bacon, egg, and toast cups out.

Kind of hard to picture Davis’ followers being able to handle the nuances here. Stanley is Muslim, after all, and shades of grey are not their strong suit.

She has 10 years (5 terms) in a governor’s mansion, follwed by 8 years in the White House, then a stint as a Senator, and one in the cabinet? Which other candidates have such a broad(heh) range of experiences from which to draw from? Sure, we need a breath of fresh air maybe, but aside from Sanders (who is…

“OH Shi-”

Wrong India, Columbus.

This should be a weekly occurence in rotating cities. It's hilarious and unifying.

The Stinker

Why do conservatives think liberals are crawling out of the woodwork to shove hidden agendas down their throats?