Christ what an asshole.

Corporations are people (for now), but zygotes are not (anymore than a white blood cell is). Stay away from the matches, christian soldier.

Tawana Brawley? You’re an old school right wing zealot, ain’tcha.

Because cyanide and uranium are totally comparable steak knives.

“I was going to use the $50K on her hair, though.”

That is fucking ludicrous. You should be ashamed.

Trump’s worst nightmare: a Mexican with a battering ram. wink

Witch meat.

Find your spirit guide in Phoenix Jones

Many shall roo the day the have to tackle Hayne.

That only rhymes in Southie, Doctah Sooss. haha suck it go pats

It must be stressful, being a whole jail. No wonder he’s smoking (so coolly!)

Sounds like it’s time to start really honing my intelligence, kindness, sense of humor, and other mental traits.

Say what you will about their QB situation, but their stiff-arm game is strong.

Porn executive quotes don’t disappoint.

“...And to little Edward Hutchinson Revere, the youngest of my eldest, who sanded my wooden teeth into witch’s fangs last All Hallow’s Eve, I bequeath: a boot to the head!” [thwack!]

Snyderland: where even the women are assholes.

10/10 wood climb.

“University”

Straight steal : Suicide squeeze :: _______ : Nuremberg Defense...discuss-