Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.

Ruined the piece for me: after that it just read as trying way too hard.

Reference HST at your own peril.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

This guy emailed me on POF. We echanged maybe three emails. I didn't respond to his last email because all he talked about how can use a hot woman like me on his arm, and will wine and dine me, and take me on shopping sprees. He also made a comment about being a "real" man opposed to the "confused" men of our…

I've seen better scientific foundations for claims in creation museums.

That really was one of the worst things she did. I lost a lot of respect fro her over it.

If that's your thing, anyway. I have trouble getting the amount of solitude I want as it is.

One of my best friends is black, and he said I don't need any more black friends.

I'm just thrilled to see that Dressage is no longer considered a "fringe" sport. Huzzah!

The Muffs are my all time fave.

Careful, little lady! He doesn't like sarcasm!

I mean he's being a hypocrite.

You have to be anti-sarcasm but pro-negativity and cynicism. I'm guessing because he has trouble getting sarcasm, like if you were like "This is a great list! You seem like a really cool guy!" he'd go, "Thank you for noticing, but you sound a little bit too positive for my tastes. Exclamation points are a total…

And then he nodded, satisfied with his list and convinced that he had hit the basic deal-breakers. Then he put on his fedora, went online, and complained that no women ever want to date such a nice guy like him.

Eh. I didn't want a sequel. I was hoping Frank Miller would fall off the face of the earth instead.

"Boys say wha; girls say wha-what... Blaze a blaze, galang-a-lang-a-lang. Purple haze, galang-a-lang-a-lang."

-Excerpted from affadavit of eyewitness Wes Welker

I went to UCSB for two years, and lived in Isla Vista. IV is a hotbed of dudebro rape culture. The University's stance, especially on Halloween, is ever and anon "Don't be a victim." It's not difficult, UCSB Administration, let's try top-down for once. Issue fliers that say "Don't victimize" instead of "Don't be a…

As an SB local, this...does not surprise me.

In their defense, it's difficult to manufacture a well-made garment in the US and make much of a profit at lower prices. The American sense of what clothing should cost is severely warped.