I'd rather someone be a hostile racist so I know to watch out for them. Your kind is the most dangerous.

"What in the conflabbit goldurnest rambunctiousness is the meaning of this?" – Stan Ford, ancient prospector (deceased [R.I.P.])

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

"I'm confused. What's a 'Ducksumb F?'"

You can't spell

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

I am such a dork, I'd have asked the professor what she would have graded me. Ha.

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

Good old Riverside. Not saying that it's because it's Riverside... but it is Riverside.

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

She's terrifying and hilarious, I guess, if you've never actually known an addict/narcissist in real life. She's just not that interesting, but I guess enough people have never been closely involved with cokeheads who love themselves to want to read about her shit?

A wise man predicted this day would come

Lol yea I bet Cooper is truly horrified that he used "teh N word".

Similarly, at the South Carolina State Fair, Kevin Martin of Candlebox relentlessly complained about getting fired at Sonic.

To be fair, the 1770 Red Sox were fucking BEASTS

It's there because they bought it.

"Me thinks they doth protest too much."

I wish Mr. Blatter health and a long life, with the certainty that he will continue to witness, as he deserves, the successes of his favourite teams and players.

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

I think the Red Sox did this last night. Someone dressed as David Ortiz managed to leg out an infield single.