In my youth I did a fair amount of surfing. I paddled into some big waves and got held under long enough to be very, very scared. I'm more scared just looking at that picture. Criminy.

I have one of the Best Fans in the Nation in my office.

This morning I heard about how Boston overly celebrates and how some men shouldn't grow beards.

What's OUR oil doing under THEIR sand?

He's a catcher. That tends to happen.

I'm sure Aikman's forgotten all about it by now. Not voluntarily, mind you.

The good news is that I just heard from an inside source that Cancer is calling it quits, just can't take the harassment and it seems like everyone hates it now.

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

5. If Jeter did what Middlebrooks did, it would be described as the smartest play in history, regardless if obstruction were called.

Yup, because Gibson never gave up any triples. Certainly not in the postseason.

Other things St. Louisans don't say:

1. No thank you, I would prefer not to supersize that.
2. Holy shit our football team is awesome!
3. Honey, tonight let's go downtown and show the kids some real culture.
4. Isn't it nice not to be in the top three most murderous cities in the US and the top 50 most murderous cities in…

Quote from the Cards fan in the article:

Other personal affronts to Cardinals' value system:

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an…

I don't know, Ley. The Lions logo is somewhat awe-inspiring.

Suddenly remembers that night with the stripper in Glendale.

Not surprisingly, this man seems to have a rather serious infection in the left side of his face.

I mean, what else are you going to do with a million bucks?

It's always feast or famine with you guys.

No, no, no, no.

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.