4SomeLoser
Pervez Musharraf
4SomeLoser

During my senior year, I tried to get an intramural softball team together in 2 days. I went to the captains' meeting. I had 8 guys total on my team. The "commissioner" told me I should have at least 15 players in case somebody couldn't play because of class schedule. The other captains ask me a few other

1.) I got people to argue about math on Deadspin; there will be no forthcoming apology for that because I'm not sorry.

[tosses cigarette]

"But those differences aren't persistent year-to-year, which tells me that they are chance driven..." - As a Browns fan, I can tell you this is nonsense.

It was a Zedd show. Of course a LAXBRO was at a Zedd show.

Wait...that dude plays lacrosse? AND he does drugs? No way - I don't believe it.

I don't think anyone has checked them in a long while.

I sure hope those aren't euphemisms.

So I have to choose between agreeing with John McCain and defending the Dodgers? I'd rather be stabbed to death.

Joe Jackson was pretty solid.

Cannonball!

Inchlorinous Basterds

Raiding Arizona

From a D-Backs friend of mine, I liked this:

Basement Baseman Bets Batter on Base is Blind, Bags Big Boy

NBC executives responded to this by wiping the NBC Sports Network prime-time schedule clean and replacing it with live feeds from empty NFL stadiums.

The Browns should really consider switching to that logo.