Not a valid comparision as the Jags don't have players that other teams want.

Walt Jr. suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury playing football in S1 - Ep 2: Hike. That's why he's all crutched up.

John Boehner complained that the Bucco Bruce was an insensitive attack on fake-baked white people everywhere.

The team has instead decided to honor the 90s Buccaneers by playing uninspired football and getting the shit kicked out of them.

Right idea, wrong rationale. Anyone wearing creamsicle deserves to be knocked the fuck out.

Bucco Bruce, when asked for a comment, responded by laughing and jumping onto a nearby rope.

An Astros Fan Had Just 1,000 Calories At Meal

In a related story, the Marlins have reached out to the Astros, wondering how they got such a big audience

If MNF is turning into Star Trek, the 49ers are in trouble.

She had never met anyone like him before:

Oh fuck off.

Diet soda is fucking disgusting. I hate you personally for advocating for it.

Cream soda? Were you born in 1908?

I don't know if this is distributed throughout the US but I think Catcus Cooler needs some love on this list. It's close to orange soda BUT THEN ITS SO MUCH MORE!

BREAKING: Oklahoma State players smoke shitty weed.

It's schwag dude, that's why it's 30 bucks. DURRR

Damn, I guess it's time to toss my Denny's holographic Kirby Puckett baseball card I have been keeping all these years.

Daulerio's 9/11 column.

Yes! That's the exact one I had in mind, thank you

I'm sure someone else can find it, but there is a video of some Middle Eastern guys pulling a kite tube and the thing is at least 20 feet in the air. They go under a bridge and nearly kill the guy on the tube; it looks like he misses the bridge by about a foot.