Most of them have never seen USC at this depth.

It's a Homer Simpson misquote. :) Sadly, three money is not as much as Homer believed it to be.

I thought Ray Lewis had better seats than that considering he's an "analyst" now.

Washington Foreskins

Alternate headline:

Titles such as this is what got Sandusky's internet privileges revoked.

Not for nothing, but, has anybody seen my 4 year old son, Tim? He was on the tire swing earlier...

Stoner's actions became the impetus behind an anti-trophy hunting video released by Bears Forever.

In response, Stoners Forever ate some string cheese and passed out on the couch.

As someone with Pakistani relatives who have been affected by the drone bombings, I see no difference between your hero Obama or Assad. Both are murderous pricks however one gets fawned over in the Western world and is awarded a Nobel Peace prize for murdering children in their sleep. Go and fuck yourself liberal…

Two degrees is cool, but it kind of sucks that you get paid in fruit.

I call BS. What kind of firm pays out six figures and allows employees to wear jean shorts?

Cool story, bro.

I hope you all did the same for Laura when her husband invaded Iraq. And get Michelle's file ready too since it is obvious her husband is definitely going to bomb Syria.

Putting the Redskin in happy blackface is no way to solve the nickname issue, dude.

Sure assholes, make fun of him just because he's brave enough to pursue a dream. I for one admire this man's spunk.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

This seems destined to be one of those movies about assholes that end up being quoted by assholes to justify being assholes.

"It's because women have babies, DUH."— every person who didn't read the article/refuses to acknowledge that this is a legitimate concern.