Spoken like someone who doesn't use their library.

Have you been to a city library lately? They've been turned into complete community centres in most cases. Multi-media equipped, job-finding help, volunteer coordination, etc, etc. There's more than books (not that they aren't still awesome book sources).

I lived in Ohio my whole life — still unfortunately do — and I completely agree. I come from a city where our division 1 football program is "well-respected" among people who actually give shits about HS football, and literally all anyone can ever talk about, never mind the fact that 95% of our team were…

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

I'm totally reading JGL's half of the dialogue here in Sterling Archer's voice.

God dammit I hated that movie.

I have a dream that my country club won't have too much guest play this weekend

OMG Dmitri lives. (audio file)

See I always thought there were three types of people on the planet, those who can do math, and those who can't.

I want to start by saying that you make some really good points, and I acknowledge and agree with them all . But, when you say the impact is smaller, you mean the cultural impact. The impact on the individual woman can be just as devastating. At the end of the day, if a girl goes home feeling worthless because people…

As per usual, we see a late season Pirates collapse. Except this time it was just Alvarez in the dugout, out of breath

That thing is straight out of the 70s. Which is where his QB rating is no doubt headed.

I don't know what A-Rod's problem is. He's certainly got enough money to afford a good lawyer.

Whereas Farrah Abraham enjoys handling a long ass-snake.

I had doubts about this movie's authenticity, but after it pretended his daughter didn't exist I stood up and clapped. Utterly true to the source material.

If Steve Jobs had made movies, Jobs is the kind of thing he might have done

Pictured above: Unused footage from the director's cut of Attack of the Clones wherein the Empire creates an army of Boba Fett's disenchanted sister Mopey Fett, played by Winona Ryder.

"I'll take a, uh...Sewer Clogger Combo."