It’s also not 174 grand.  Try again.

Take a star for an exquisite Soup Nazi reference!

It’s a FUCKING Toyota. I get it, it’s cool, rare, sharp car, all that. But it’s a FUCKING Toyota, people!

Thanks, man!  It’s been a good ride, all things considered.  We still drive it fairly regular.

The Grand Cherokee popped the first one at 140,000, then the second one at about 310,000. It technically blew another one fifty miles later, but I don’t count it, because it was obvious the rebuilder fucked up really bad. Bad to the point that it seized internally and broke the case, so it got an ENTIRE new…

I agree with this, and I will submit my own rides as examples:

David.......aye carumba.

Pretty simple.

“It’s gonna go, or it’s gonna blow.”

Mod Motor Guy’s time honored tips for dealer negotiation -

It’s not so much the engine that bothers me. Follow me through my 2006 Ford Explorer:

6R60 automatic transmission - now using Mercon LV instead of SP. On a damn cold start, the transmission fluid has to be somewhat thicker, and I’m not sure how much heat will get into it WITHOUT driving it. At the same time, I’m sure…

How about this? I’m not going to blame the potentially dead guy or the potentially dead carmaker......

Take a star!  That was a good one!

Man, that sounds like a wrist pin rattling.

Oh boy...the railroad tracks and the Thunderbird.......

Back when I was in high school, a buddy of mine had a mid-70's Ford Thunderbird. Massive barge of a car, with an equally massive engine - Ford’s 460 V8. It had an interesting feel all of its own, it wasn’t blindingly fast, but with enough torque to easily pull…

Hi, I’m Mod Motor Guy. I’m a redneck. I drive a SUV with a big V8. I also wear a belt buckle the size of a small hubcap.

Forgive for being something of a sick fuck, but did anyone else chuckle when he ht the brake pedal in mid-air?

On my 2006 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer -

Well, David, I tried, I really did. After searching the south Kansas and northern Oklahoma area for cherry blossoms, I ran the gamut of this -

You had ONE FUCKING JOB!