Biggest red flag BY A MILE.....

When I see a car pictured with a dealer temp tag on it. In my state, the expiration date is VERY plainly visible, and this tactic tells me two distinct possibilities -

1. You bought it, and you can’t afford it, so you’re trying to unload it before the first payment comes due.

Bradley, just know that when it breaks (not if) me and my F-150 will be happy to tow you where you need to go for a modest fee. 

Hahaahah, take your star for the Monty! 

You guys are looking at this all wrong.

If I worked at a dealership, and that happened to ME.....fuck yes, I would beat that son of a bitch to a bloody fucking PULP.

Why yes, since you asked. 9 months ago, I went in search of a replacement pickup, as my daughter took a liking to my 2009 F-150. She liked it, and drove it well, and hell.....for a first car, what would be better than a clapped out F-150 with 210K on it that you knew EVERYTHING about?

So, I could have just waltzed…

Dear Former Employee,

Pro mechanic checking in, Hiiiiii!

First off, I love your money AND your car. Bring me your car and your checkbook. I do excellent work, and I charge for it, but not as much as your local dealership.

But.....let me cut the facetious shit, and tell you....if I can do it, you can do it. I wasn’t born with some special…

**Laughs in F-150**

**Laughs in aluminum F-150.**

How about we mix a little Fox body, with a little extra room and comfort? What was the EXCELLING vehicle of the 80's? The personal luxury coupe!

A VERY swift search landed me on this loaded out 1988 Ford Thunderbird Sport with a 5.0L under the hood, and all the fixins. Only 54K miles, and well under budget at…

Hahahaahah. That’s our Bradley!

(But just for you, I did upgrade - my new truck gets 20 MPG!) 

Does this mean you will quit bitching about my pickup truck?

Well, it would help if the cops actually GAVE A FUCK about auto theft.

Case in point, I recently had one of these fine monuments to motoring in my shop for theft damage repairs. We opened the trunk to see if any additional parts were hanging out, and what did we find? The kid’s backpack, with his NAME ON IT.

Called…

You youngins’ make me laugh.

I’m old enough to remember Cal Worthington screaming on the tube about how he’d do 9.9% financing on any new Chevrolet! And at that time, it was pretty amazing to see financing under 10% on a new car.

Historically speaking, we’ve only had dirt cheap money a few times here and there.…

Here’s my guess -

Come to me LITTLE DEBBIE, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

“You burn me, YOU FAIL.  You don’t, you pass.  Simple as that!”

I haven’t posted in a while, but I will today -

1st Gear......that’s bullshit. So, the gist of this is basically pay more and get less. You get a chicken shit warranty, on an old car, from a franchised dealer, and likely pay a touch more because it’s “certified”.

Please, cut the crap. Do it how we expect. Put the…

Good.

Tell your boss to hire me. I’ll start shitcanning dead weight, and get this place back to actual car talk.

Cars, by people who know cars, and like cars, and can actually work on cars.

In fact, if you don’t have some scar tissue on your hands or arms, YOU’RE OUT!

HAHAHAAHAHAH! Now that’s a new one on me!

Do you mind if I borrow that from time to time?