I know what you mean. I used to love to drive. I considered buying a 240Z, but I figured it would collect speeding tickets so I went with a succession of 5-speed Honda Accords. I even thought about driving powder puff cars. (My mechanics idea who used to tease, “Honda, Honda, Faster, Faster” because of how I drove…

Oh look another keyboard warrior who’s never turned a wheel in anger yet is so wise on the legitimacy of racing tactics.

Oh look another one of the tee-ball club. Sorry, in grownup sports we applaud competitive pushing of the limits. We don’t whine about legitimate attempts to win being “questionable.”

American living in Germany here: Some Germans buy American cars, because they are in movies and have a cachet. Most don’t because frankly non-American cars are designed for the smaller streets, highways and driveways of Europe.

Take that back! The honey badger is a glorious animal with much better PR instincts than the short-fingered crybaby.

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.

2022 is gonna be a glorious year. V12 Centurys for everyone.

But this is a 1990, the V12 in the Century didn’t appear till 1997.

Poor man’s Toyota Century — accept no substitutes. At least most of the switchgear and little interior bits in this comes from a gen 1 LS400, the stuff in the President looks like it came out of a Sentra.

A couple bucks’ worth of masking tape and plastic sheet would have helped the interior remain unpainted too.

Paint thinners, then leather polish. Yeah they’ve done a shitty job, but I’ve oversprayed enough crap in my life (seats, phone, self) to know it’s not a massive problem to get a light dusting off.

He’s a real Deutsche-Bro.

How weird is it that normally, Steve Harvey meeting the president for politics would be a surreal joke but with Trump, it’s reality?

As he said, This is real life. This is really happening.

I think you’re confusing the desire to economize with being cheap. He probably can’t find enough interest or donors for the three planned.

Got to save some money to pay for all those favors!

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

I don’t know, man. After Nixon’s embarrassing resignation, the Republicans still controlled the Executive Branch for 14 of the next 20 years.

Their voters have proven that they’ll vote Republican no matter what valid criticism can be lobbed at the party. They just did this.