He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

*Watersportsgate

They couldn’t publish this shit before the election?

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

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Meanwhile, Pence would probably buy a Fusion S, specified from the factory with plastic wheels, no sunroof and a Jesus fish sticker on the back

Chinese and Italian engineering in one car! What could possibly go wrong?

The bonsai tree acts as an environmental filter to improve interior air quality. In Beijing it’s recommended that you change out your bonsai tree weekly.

Apple designs and engineers their stuff in Cupertino though, according to them. and I think Samsung designs and engineers everything in South Korea. It sounds like the cars are 100% chinese designed, engineered, and built.

But can the police issue tickets on private property?

The last 2 cool concepts that VW never made that I may have bought. Don’t hold your breath waiting for this one.

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

Body colored cladding is optional.

But you still end up with a BMW....

I’d rather have the lifted version anyways! Get me that 400 hp PHEV powertrain, brush guards, and some lights and I’m ready to go fuck shit up.

THANK YOU. This article is outrageous and should be retracted. Completely misleading.

Great response to an absolute shit pile of an article from Hannah. I’m embarrassed for her.

I literally just told you the reason to not present evidence is that high value assets would be exposed and their lives in danger. You can believe whatever you want but if you truly believe the FBI, CIA, and NSA got together and spun a huge lie well, maybe they are dumping the chemtrails over my house too.

Hannah, I’m disappointed in the clickbait title. Claiming these agencies “did not present evidence” is not merely misleading but untrue. You are spreading same sort of misinformation that drives clicks for conspiracy bloggers and Fox News.

Wow. This is a total garbage article. Jezebel really needs to rethink its political reporting- really, really not good. Let’s look at the NYTimes. Oh look. Literally the second bullet point front page main points of the article without even clicking on the article itself: