No doubt about it, every tool at the gym is about to show up with cupping bruises.

Dude couldn’t be more jealous of Heath Ledger if he tried.

It’s really fucking bad.

I don’t.

TBH, I’m more sad that they didn’t actually use the established Iron Man character, Lila Rhodes.

Rhodey’s Niece, and the person who’d been repairing and upgrading the War Machine armor whenever Tony wasn’t around.

What i$ that you $aid? I couldn’t hear you over my fort of $tacked twenty dollar bill$.

What about the recasting of the Anakin force ghost in the Special Special Edition?

God, that was terrible.

Well.

there you go again with that #allbearsmatter bullshit

You’ll want to mute the video IMMEDIATELY

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

Hermann Göring would probably have been fun to hang out with if you could manage to ignore everything else.

That movie was an underrated gem.

“Anybody you’d like to nominate?”

No Mr. Bond I expect you to DYE.

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.

And Dexter made it seem like you have to be born into it...

Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...