“Better than Michael Bay” might set a record for low bars to jump over.

No. Legendary’s Godzilla is the best Godzilla.

This also shows how ridiculous the new Japanese Godzilla looks.

I’m gonna hazard a guess. The original saga is so damn beloved that a chance to read/see those so damn beloved characters as full-grown adults would be very euphoric for a lot of kids, teens, and adults alike. And since Rowling is connected to it in some way, that would make it “official” for fans.

It’s probably because Atlas Shrugged is a trashy page-turner, couched in psuedo-intellectualism. Hell, even John Scalzi who ripped it an epic new one admits that he enjoys it and rereads it every few years.

I’ll just take this opportunity to share my favorite quote about Atlas Shrugged:

I’m assuming it has FX35 suspension components. They share a platform. Same thought process as putting Forester suspension on an Impreza...

That makes about as much sense as this.

I’m going to celebrate Harry Potter’s birthday the way it should be celebrated: by sleeping in, because fuck that shit, I’m not Harry Potter, why the fuck should I care about his birthday.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

How much does Tesla pay Jalopnik/Gawker for the constant Tesla articles? It’s absurd. And there’s a distinct lack of any strong negative opinions in the articles from Jalopnik too.

Someone get these out of the greys!!

Probably gonna spend the weekend re-watching this:

I just asked my six year old what he thought of this and he said “Dad, it’s make believe”

I dont know what the fuck any of that means.

Uh...

*pours water in front of his living room fan*