“Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. Blame the boys downstairs.” - Antonio Cromartie’s penis

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Every once in a while I see something like this and think “OH, that’s why most of the world hates us. Right”

Hell, I’d blow myself up as long as he was next to me to die, too.

I’d join up to ISIS right the fuck now if I got to be the one who directed a drone strike at this fucko.

Just a heads up to the NSA...we’re all totally kidding. Thank you.

I just donated .2546 in bitcoin to them, and I didn’t realize it until I read your post!

+1 jihad.

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids should be forced to watch all this guy’s stuff.

I feel like destroying western civilization after watching this turd muncher on camera.

fuck you for making me laugh at my desk uncontrollably.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

I’ve seen a few episodes of the show and after reading these excerpts it has become clear to me the person he was playing on the show isn’t a character but himself.

“You know what I like.”

I actually thought the AI in Deluxe on 150cc and Mirror was made *easier* than MK8.

200cc is full of the old bullshittery (literally inches before the finish line in first, a blue shell, red shell, a banana shield bump, rebounded green shell, green shell again, and then someone with a Star pushed me through the finish…

Missed a spot.

in mother russia, car mount you

in mother russia, car mount you

Step 1: On your iPhone, navigate to Amazon

The Embarcadero is bumper to bumper at rush hour, and this is going to sit in the middle. It’s going to be a nightmare just during construction, and a hell scape once it’s open. Good job, idiots.