I really can’t watch him anymore.  Melo Tony just makes me fall asleep.

No, I was critical of the cynical choice to manufacture a phony news cycle out of this a month ago, when there were no actual facts to report other than the possibility that what has happened today could happen.

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Well, as I wrote in the article, Gillette has committed to donating $1 million per year to nonprofits with programs “designed to inspire, educate and help men of all ages achieve their personal ‘best.’” So, there’s that.

Obviously a small player can be legitimately successful. Isaiah Thomas spent a few seasons as one of the most dynamic scorers in the league, and averaged 18.9 PPG across his career despite being listed at 5'9". Muggsy Bogues averaged 7.6 assists per game across a 14 year career despite being listed at 5'3".

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

But this was not some rogue employee who snuck into the scoreboard operators’ booth and plugged in their Nintendo Switch. The Royals used the big-screen Mario Kart as part of an internal campaign to get employees to support Royals Charities, the team’s foundation. The staffers were competing in a tournament on the…

prescriptivist-ass comment up in here

He did. He really, really did.

If it’s an unrealistic purity test to expect Texas politicians to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money, why did O’Rourke make a pledge to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money?

If it’s a necessity, why sign a pledge saying he wouldn’t do it? Lack of foresight isn’t a positive quality in a potential presidential candidate.

New 5 blade grill with moisturizing strip just leaked...

better now?

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

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FTFY

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Eventually, the header image will have all its background faded away, leaving nothing but a screaming, reddened face floating against the void, cruel and uncaring, a swollen gaseous giant bursting under its own enormous mass, and on that day, the Raiders will still have Gruden employed because hahaha holy shit did…

Of COURSE Deadspin would choose to ignore this game by Andrew Wiggins—perhaps one of the most statistically impressive games I’ve ever seen. Just keep hating and spouting your biased nonsense, Albert. You know NO OTHER NBA starter could put together a game like this:

Wiggins! The enemy’s hoop is down.