“an entertaining strain of semi-bad that you can really get behind”

This isn’t Ein! This is some common bitch!

Thank you for the interesting piece, and double-thank you for your fairly detailed explanation of what Tourette’s is (and isn’t). As someone who was diagnosed thirty-five years ago (I’m 40 now), I’ve spent way more time than I’d have liked to dispelling myths about my condition. I fall firmly at the end of the…

He has been quoted numerous times saying that he wears the long, baggy sleeves because they puff out while he’s on the run, like birds that stick out their feathers when they are on the attack  Makes them appear to be bigger and more threatening than they are.  

Hey, it’s just exciting that a guy who spent fifteen years in triple-A finally got called up to the show. Yeah, his defense is a little suspect, and his free throws, but he’s contributing! I genuinely think he’ll stick.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Just don’t go see it dude.

Actually those realistic designs looks pretty freakin good.

i have pitched so many gizmodo stories about this duck for weeks and have been told no every time and now i have to log on and see this

I just recognized them from local events. They’re all over Wendy’s facebook page.

Hey, it’s Lindsay, not Lindsey. Can you correct? Thanks!

One time in HS a girl asked to borrow a pencil so I threw it to her and it bounced, eraser end down, on her desk then up directly into her eyeball.

I tried to hail a cab today and I accidentally picked off a Christian Hackenberg pass.

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.

Mealy, sand textured gym socks. 

The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…