You sweet summer child. 

This isn’t the point of the article but I am really hung up on the fact seducing an unmarried woman is a crime in Michigan.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Non-stop comments like these.

sir this is a wendy’s

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

Joule thief!

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

We make commitments to players for four years

The most an NHL player has played in a game so far this year is Brent Burns’s 42:04 in game 6 of the Sharks/Knights series.

Jokic would float along the surface, like a delicious doughy cloud of puff pastry.

He's got plenty of muscle under there. He also is much less likely to develop hypothermia while swimming across the Danube in January than is, say, Russell Westbrook.

One’s eye is naturally drawn to the large bunny. However, I would also like to point out that before he/she/it entered the fight, that woman was already delivering the smoke to that chump.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

I feel like I’m missing the joke here...?

why do you hate fun

Sure would be nice if this attorney had the same vigor and went after the schools that defraud their athletes by taking away their scholarships because a new coach who’s getting paid $7million got hired and wants to bring in his own guys.

I was actually looking forward to this show and hadn't realized it was airing yet.