No, Jared is the best part of Silicon Valley.

I waffle on TJ Miller, he can absolutely seem insufferable but he is a funny guy. I’ve listened to a few of his interviews on Pete Holmes’ (also insufferable but sometimes funny) podcast and he comes off as annoying but intelligent and it’s very confusing for me. I want to like him but I think he’s trying to make me…

The rise of Instagram? It looks very pretty in a glass

I do 8 when platinum because I hate it without the root contrast

White millennial women aren’t named Becky—that’s a GenX name. The millennials are McKenzie and Ashley. GOSH.

I agree. I can’t tell you the clothing I’ve bought online (whether Amazon or wherever...) that doesn’t quite fit right once I rip the box open in my bedroom... more often than not, I say “Oh, I’ll just lose weight and keep it for then”

They have your credit card number and will be sniffing for pit stains!

This comments section shows how many of us are GETTING OLD. The olds are at Jezebel it seems. The kewl kidz are all, what, at Instagram? Twitter?

I’m always surprised when executives with terrible track records keep getting jobs. What about all the talented, smart people in the world looking for work? Sigh. West Elm has infamously shitty internal procedures (endless terrible reviews online from disgruntled customers missing couches and beds with comically bad…

Whew, I was afraid for a moment we’d run out of bald white guys to run the world.

At first glance I thought these were before and after pictures of the same guy.

Yup, just what I was going to say. Having passed age 50, I currently give zero fucks about anything I say that is not (inadvertently, of course) objectively offensive (racist, sexist, classist, etc.). I try to be careful of peoples’ feelings, and believe I succeed for the most part. How I come across otherwise—-I’m…

Haha! I STILL have a crush on Jarvis Cocker - he was definitely the right choice.

i’m here for this thread

In 2020, new students in a GroupMe chat shared racist jokes and mocked feminists.

I remember thinking the opening line of Coffee & TV was so goddamn slick. “Do you feel like a chain store, practically floored?”

Yeah the song is great, but I still like Tom Holland’s performance better

Thank you for sharing. We lost our son to cystic fibrosis in 2009. When the time came and the doctors told us that there was nothing more to be done, we didn’t hesitate with withdraw care. It was heartbreaking and the hardest thing I have ever had to do, but to have tried to prolong things would have been selfish and…

I, too, have had to choose to end my child’s life - in my case, to turn off the machines. In a week it will have been 17 years, and I still can’t think of it too closely. I share your pain, and I send you love.

This might be the most poignant thing I have read on this board.