The heartburn...hell found a home in my chest. It was like eating glass every day.
3burnertwiceshy
3burnertwiceshy
Eh, this is a lot of ideas rolled into one. Unqualified, unearned praise is indeed useless. But self-care and self-acceptance are truly necessary to becoming a better human.
Jesus, fucking marketing has really worked hasn’t it? I honestly don’t know when all this “wahh, I’m scawed, 30 is so Old!” started.
I'm about to turn 50 in a couple months. Shit never ends
So, one of the things I learned while tripping on acid in college was that insecurity is part of the universal human condition.
Just wait until you’re 40, HAHAHAHA!!! Die now
It was a very nice upscale white woman’s death. Too bad so many people don’t have that option.
I was just describing this article to my wife, and when I got to the part where they drove her to a cliffside at sunset...
Just put your keys in the candy dish, Grandma, and wait your turn to get called.
That’s an awful lot of friends.
If you don’t want to make plans I’m fine with that, but don’t expect me to accommodate you last minute when you decide I am worthy of your time. Planing shit is hard and if you are going to make it harder to plan by not committing at least understand that you are one of the reasons why “no one ever wants to plan…
Shit, that’s what I figured
What about when it seems like that’s all the people you know?
You don't. Flakes are assholes.
Is Taylor Lautner finally going to come out now that he’s entered Ryan Murphy’s muscle-twink fold? I mean, c’mon, the jig has been up for awhile now.
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It’s fucking c-c-c-c-c-cocaine. Anyone who argues otherwise is demonstrably wrong. Over 40 dudes are talking about cocaine.
Sounds like a great way to waste your drugs on a couple that isn’t dtf. Take that mess over to The Cuck.
This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…
Kara has flawless skin.