Just looked on the Urban Outfitters website. They are selling “Mechanical Animals” era Marilyn Manson tees as just like something to wear. I know shit gets old but I never expected Manson to be one of those bands. Back in my day in high school we’d wear his shirts to cause dress code trouble. Be like “What technically…

I just got an email from Bloomingdales advertising “Black Label” Juicy Couture...I clicked to see if they were really trying to bring back the velour sweatsuit and voila, there it was. I’m not sure if Juicy was a 90's or a 2000's thing, but either way - I’m still ashamed to have paid over $100 for one of those ugly…

Yeeeah. Her father died. Another person’s father ALMOST died, but didn’t, thanks to her father’s heart and decision to be an organ donor. As a daughter who DID lose her father, she can probably empathize with how grateful this man’s daughter was to not lose her own father, and easily feels connected to that family and…

I mean. I know we’re supposed to laugh at him but he looks furiously on-beat, and easily better than most older men I have to stumble through on wedding dancefloors.

Paps waiting for me at the gym every day.

I did not make a decision to alter my face and have surgery on my eyes.

I believe you! I think they also have serrated tongues. It’s like, “hi! I’m a goose and my mouth is made of knives!”

Ughhh.

That is Jim Dangle territory.

While we’re on the subject, this is what the inside of a penguin’s mouth looks like.

Did somebody say hot shorts?

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

It’s 100% her prerogative to decide how to identify herself. It doesn’t mean everyone else of varied ancestry agrees. I’ve known women who’ve referred to themselves as mixed, half, mulatta, mestiza, hapa, and any other countless number of ways. For myself, I prefer mixed. Race is a social construct, not a biological…

It isn’t. I've always referred to myself as mixed.

I love knowing all this!

Dayum.

I like the floors in my current bathroom. River rocks around the shower and tub, with paths. I thought it was super weird when we moved in, but pleasant. Now I adore them. There's drains beneath the rocks so I can spray them clean. Dust and whatever hides in the rocks, I don't need to sweep very often for it to look…

Yeah, no, I am sorry. Don’t wait for him to get over his obsession. If he is refusing to even acknowledge her feelings he doesn’t give a fuck about them.

Let me tell you, as someone who sews and makes patterns, pants are the fucking worst. But sewing is a good skill to have. I knew a really tiny guy in college and he learned only so he could take his clothes in hisself.

He can’t help it, he’s a ginger and therefore lacks a soul