Replace Italian with Portuguese and that was me at 14 announcing to my family it was not ever going to happen. The men in my family aren’t even bad compared to the other Portuguese families I grew up with and my stepdad’s nephew and his family. His wife could take him, I don’t know why she puts up with it.

The Trivago guy is a monster. I’m waiting for a Sham Wow size scandal to emerge with him in the center. I feel it in my soul.

I loved her look and I’m a dude. Like a Steampunk Annie Hall. Also, did anyone catch that they did her hair like Egon from “The Real Ghostbusters” cartoon?

If you want those headphones. Please watch this first.

At least I’d go out in style?

I think I like him so much because he reminds me of Cillian Murphy?

It was dark and wintery night, there behind the glass and amongst the flowers he was... Then suddenly, spring had sprung in mine heart!

Plus, good luck if they’re over 30. They’ve done studies on the hiring habits of the tech sector, and aside from hiring folks from out of town with the right ‘connections’, those people also are nearly unanimously white, male twenty-somethings, even when people in other demographics apply who are equally qualified.

Am I wrong?

“targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.”

From everything I’ve read about her, she’s hella thirsty but plays like nothing matters to her. Annoying.

I’m not sure how or why I came to feel this way, but Kristen Bell just seems like a pain in the ass to be around.

Thank you! I appreciate it. It’s def been posted somewhere horrible unless Jez has really gone downhill. Anyone with autism/Asperger’s/OCD/ADHD/social anxiety etc. apparently isn’t worthy of a relationship, is self indulgent, can’t have (good) sex, isn’t mindful enough etc. The sanest/ableist trolls just keep coming!

He really enjoys being a robot so, no.

I also saw from the get-go as a child that it would never work because she wasn’t even of the same species.

Hey I remember him from Newhart.

They got a really generous edit on the show. SO glad this tea was spilled

Fun rumor that was going around last season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race: Gigi and Chanel Iman were so boring during the Snatch game last season that Ru stormed off backstage and had a very audible fit backstage. Then Ru came back, no one mentioned what happened at all, and Gigi and Chanel were spoonfed more interesting…

Then why are they so awful at it? Gigi is famous for her horrible walk. Bella practically got pushed off the Givenchy runway by Mariacarla and Ondria because she fucked shit up so bad.

His dad is as big of a douche as he is. In the 80’s I worked at a movie memorabilia store in L.A. called Bijou. We had a ton of celebrity clients and during the Christmas rush, John Landis came in, bypassed the entire line (of about 8 people) and asked me to go in back to get him a specific poster. I was ringing…