what the everlasting hell? when did this happen? good lord, nick.

thanks for this!

What.

What time is it? Time to shit our pants.

Fast fashion has spoiled people. Outside of wealthy people buying expensive status brands, people expect everything to be super cheap.

if fish eat microbeads, which can soak up toxins like a sponge

it comes with someones dismembered arm

That penmanship is on point.

American anti-choice protesters, take note of these correctly spelled, well-made, and generally good-looking signs! Also, take note of their social justice advocacy...

Did your space bar go on strike?

Eh. They were driving around my neighborhood on meth, with a loaded gun in the car, following a UPS driver, stealing packages off people’s doorsteps. So, I feel some pity, but also some fear of them. I think it’s more a portrait of drug use than general poverty (which I know, at times have correlation).

Wait. They’re re-releasing every princess? Is it going to be a Pokemon like situation where you have to get them all? And in every variation? Will little girls need the new Elsa dolls because their 1 year old ones don’t look right? It’s....kind of genius.

OMG I know!! And it was obvious it was complete bullshit from his attempts to describe how “women in his office” were reacting to Shkreli’s alleged good looks. Dude, read up more on how the wimmenz actually speak/interact with humans before you pretend to be quoting from one.

Yeah, the Dr Meisen guy is the infamous Gawker troll devotee TamatoFace’s umpteenth account. They promoted his thread in the Shkreli hoodie post to the front page. Probably an intern or something is my bet. Same with Rom Romberts, but that guy’s content is at least funny.

I’m thinking about trying fillers. I’m in my late 30s and my jawline is starting to sag. The hard part is convincing my husband.

Bring on the stores from other countries! I’m kind of tired of the stores we have. I want new styles. Everything looks the same lately. Uniqlo was a fucking revelation when it arrived in my city.

His parents.

Remember when Jax was the worst human this show offered?

Yea, that’s about as accurate a picture of him as I’ve ever seen.

Maybe because Attack of the Clones has Darth Vader whining about how much he hates sand?