My dad’s name is Allen Stone, so despite never having heard a song by him, I feel a connection to him. But even my dad doesn’t like his music, though his camp did pay my dad to change his name on Instagram.

‘10s Beck.

who the fuck is allen stone

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

Let’s share a six-pack sometime. You can have alllll the cake part, and I will scrape all the frosting off and eat it with a spoon like the disgusting glutton that I am.

I had that Barbie too, and I loved her. I wasn’t even that big of a Barbie kid (My Little Pony was my jam) but they had such awesome ones in the 80’s. Another fave of mine was the Dream Glow Barbie...the stars glowed in the dark!

check it. Almost 20 years of Barbie Keepsake ornaments (not pictured are the last few years), one from my mother for every Christmas I’ve been alive. I’ve got the full collection now, from 1990-2015 when they made the last one.

As a collector the 80’s barbies are more my era, but I do have a few 90’s gals. I have a few of the holiday ones, mostly from the 90’s since the line started in 1988. Some of them made their way on to a christmas tree this year:

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

how old is JLaw supposed to be in this one? are we continuing the David O. Russell tradition of “have JLaw play a middle aged lady for no reason”?

I’m very confused about why Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper are making a movie about a woman who invented a mop.

Tell it to the Indigenous Tribes.

I do that too! ... unite!

Oops. I do that a lot here. Fear not. For me, it's just a matter of "shit. I just got nuth'in left ."

You might be able to reblock them, if they are really cashmere. Wet them thoroughly and gently stretch them back to size. Wool (cashmere is not wool) can be similarly revived sometimes if you first rinse it in hair conditioner. An iron also helps.

for 13 dollars a slider you think im going to shit it out? For that price my body will run at 100% efficiency.

Also, if it is “their” “Peppermint Bark,” how can there be a “sugg.” of $14.00 but ooooooh “our price” is $12.59! Fred in accounting is like “we need to charge $14 for these 4.8 oz of generic chocolate we haphazardly sprinkled with candy cane rejects,” but Sherry in merchandising is like “FUCK THAT, FRED! GIVE THE…

Honest moment:

I bought (deeply discounted) cashmere lounge-y pants last year and it is like having the lower half of your body hugged by The Supreme Being.

THEN MY BOYFRIEND WASHED THEM IN HOT WATER. AT THE LAUNDROMAT.

Pumpkin pie is terrible. In the pie hierarchy, it is one step up from mincemeat pie which is right at the bottom.