Let me tell you, as someone who sews and makes patterns, pants are the fucking worst. But sewing is a good skill to have. I knew a really tiny guy in college and he learned only so he could take his clothes in hisself.

He can’t help it, he’s a ginger and therefore lacks a soul

Replace Italian with Portuguese and that was me at 14 announcing to my family it was not ever going to happen. The men in my family aren’t even bad compared to the other Portuguese families I grew up with and my stepdad’s nephew and his family. His wife could take him, I don’t know why she puts up with it.

The Trivago guy is a monster. I’m waiting for a Sham Wow size scandal to emerge with him in the center. I feel it in my soul.

I loved her look and I’m a dude. Like a Steampunk Annie Hall. Also, did anyone catch that they did her hair like Egon from “The Real Ghostbusters” cartoon?

If you want those headphones. Please watch this first.

At least I’d go out in style?

I think I like him so much because he reminds me of Cillian Murphy?

It was dark and wintery night, there behind the glass and amongst the flowers he was... Then suddenly, spring had sprung in mine heart!

Plus, good luck if they’re over 30. They’ve done studies on the hiring habits of the tech sector, and aside from hiring folks from out of town with the right ‘connections’, those people also are nearly unanimously white, male twenty-somethings, even when people in other demographics apply who are equally qualified.

Am I wrong?

“targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.”

From everything I’ve read about her, she’s hella thirsty but plays like nothing matters to her. Annoying.

I’m not sure how or why I came to feel this way, but Kristen Bell just seems like a pain in the ass to be around.

Thank you! I appreciate it. It’s def been posted somewhere horrible unless Jez has really gone downhill. Anyone with autism/Asperger’s/OCD/ADHD/social anxiety etc. apparently isn’t worthy of a relationship, is self indulgent, can’t have (good) sex, isn’t mindful enough etc. The sanest/ableist trolls just keep coming!

He really enjoys being a robot so, no.

I also saw from the get-go as a child that it would never work because she wasn’t even of the same species.

You and Drax are asking the important questions.

Peter Dinklage looks taller out of costume.

His dad is as big of a douche as he is. In the 80’s I worked at a movie memorabilia store in L.A. called Bijou. We had a ton of celebrity clients and during the Christmas rush, John Landis came in, bypassed the entire line (of about 8 people) and asked me to go in back to get him a specific poster. I was ringing…