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I see you still staunchly refuse to understand matters of race, after years and years of opportunities.

I didn’t read all of the comments, but here’s an idea. For all the bleeding hearts white people who are so into our plights and causes, why not write books, draw and paint pictures and sculpt figures of the atrocities you bestow(ed) on all those you have harmed. Paint and present dragging us behind your trucks, draw…

I think we’re gonna see a whole lot of non-black crying pretty soon right here!

“Why are blacks always crying about something”, cried the racist.

I’m so sick and tired of hearing about miners. The world does not resolve around your old world shitty job that has no relevence in 2017. Learn a new trade, or die off. Either one works for me, because i’m tired of your hurt fees fees fucking the world over.

However, the sheriff also expressed sadness for the loss of life

Yup. They also undermine unionized labor. Take a cab when you can.

Lyft was built with investment money from Peter Thiel, a notes Trump supporter and the guy whose money helepd fund the lawsuit that killed Gawker. So it’s not like they’re a pool of social justice purity.

That’s a lot of shit talk from someone who hasn’t offered up anything that could be considered concise or clever.

Honestly, I disagree. There are funnier descriptors, but I really care a crap-ton more that the White House is owned by the Russian mafia than I do that someone put cheeto dust in the spray-tan machine.

Yes, that’s what this article said. You nailed it.

Toksvig is a superb choice... BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE, LOVE PRODUCTIONS! YOU’VE SHAT IN THE CAKE! THIS IS A SHIT-CAKE!

I look forward to your “revolution”. To say that I have had enough of Bernie Bros and their bullshit is an understatement. Instead of voting for someone who had shown repeatedly during the campaign that she was open to new ideas and would do her best to implement them, you chose your magical unicorn, and the rest of…

Blame the voters. That will work.

I’m being a total bitch as I write this

I didn’t pull him out, he was already sitting there swathed in his condescending bullshit

Every person I have talked to who voted for him has told me that whetever he does is fine with them as long as he gets Muslims and Mexicans out.

Thank you for pulling him out of the grays and telling him to fuck himself. You absolutely made my day. I know, I’m kind of pathetic.

Have you heard of the internet?